December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: never mind
to all of you drinking tonight,
oh-heyerin:
have fun but BE SAFE.
found this from AAA.
NO excuses, folks. Don’t drink and drive - and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Nationwide! Stay alert…Stay alive.
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Dear Future Girlfriend: Dear Future Girlfriend, →
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
I don’t know if you’re going to be my future girlfriend, you’re never going to find out now, so I guess this is my confession that you’ll never see.
I loved you.
more then you probably want to admit,
more then you will say you noticed,
more then I decided to show.
I dreamt of you,…
Reblog if you brush your teeth. They got million...
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
You can really tell how much you care about...
“There are dreamers and there are realists. You would think that the dreamers...”
– Cam Tucker, Modern Family (via fosterthepotter)
organizationxiii:
I just read something about a Twilight cast member being pressured not to come out until the final movie comes out. Prayer circle for Kristen Stewart.
Hahaha!
